kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

arcanehex:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed